Monday Mirthiness: NOAA Goes Full Warming

Well, its either a glitch or they’ve fully succumbed to AGW agitprop. This is the map for the US Seasonal Temperature Outlook on the NOAA Climate Prediction Center Website:

Normally, there is regional variations in this map. I’m leaning towards a glitch since the previous month forecast (also updated on the same day) does in fact have isotherms.

On the other hand, this may just be the skill level of this model. h/t to WUWT commenter “littlepeaks.”

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November 13, 2023 8:11 am

That looks like my stupidity in government forexast.

Tom Halla
November 13, 2023 8:19 am

That map is so totally real. And the Tooth Fairy is a friend of mine.

Scarecrow Repair
Reply to  Tom Halla
November 13, 2023 10:00 am

You know The Rock? Dood! Awesome!

Reply to  Tom Halla
November 13, 2023 4:19 pm

“Welcome to Lake Wobegon NOAA, where all the children temperatures are above average.”

Bruce Cobb
November 13, 2023 8:20 am

You never want to go Full Warming.

Joseph Zorzin
Reply to  Bruce Cobb
November 13, 2023 10:00 am

I’m surprised the color isn’t neon red and blinking fast. With a siren blasting. 🙂

John Hultquist
November 13, 2023 8:32 am

The title is for 2024 – Aug/Sept/Oct.

Walter R. Hogle
Reply to  John Hultquist
November 13, 2023 8:51 am

In these long term forecasts, are greenhouse gases inputed as a factor?

Russell Cook
Reply to  John Hultquist
November 13, 2023 9:46 am

sarc: on/ Odd that they aren’t predicting the southwest tropical islands part of Alaska to be expecting more warming than they show for next year …. sarc: off/

The Dark Lord
Reply to  John Hultquist
November 13, 2023 9:59 am

since its Nov 2023 that makes sense …

November 13, 2023 8:35 am

Do they think we’ll believe anything at this point? Or are they just tired?

Rick C
Reply to  Decaf
November 13, 2023 3:10 pm

If they were honest they’d have left the map blank white and admitted that they have no clue what the temperatures will be next fall.

John Oliver
November 13, 2023 8:35 am

Never underestimate how deep the corruption of “ the science “ has become. And the brainwashing ( most likely the power and fear created by mass movement herd mentality) of the scientists. Take the EV, wind farm/ solar business crash coming for example .These people are in total denial about that too. Most humans are not fully rational. But “ scientists “ can be very good at rationalizing away contradictory evidence.

Reply to  John Oliver
November 13, 2023 8:55 am

Just like they rationalized planetary epicycles and no need for antiseptics in hospitals for hundreds of years.

Joseph Zorzin
Reply to  slowroll
November 13, 2023 10:03 am

And “doctors” put leaches on sick people. They did that to George Washington- which probably pushed him over the edge.

Reply to  Joseph Zorzin
November 13, 2023 1:12 pm

Well, they do still use leeches.

Reply to  Disputin
November 13, 2023 4:32 pm

And maggots … to remove rotting flesh, far safer than surgery & insane doses of antibiotics

Reply to  1saveenergy
November 14, 2023 6:54 pm

Yes. SF medics were and still are taught the use of maggot debridement in certain situations. Gotta be very careful about the type flies though, especially in the tropics and warmer regions of the temperate zones.

November 13, 2023 8:37 am

Total nonsense.

Walter R. Hogle
November 13, 2023 8:49 am

That map is an embarrassment to meteorology. It’s no wonder their credibility has dropped off a cliff over the years.

Rich Davis
Reply to  Walter R. Hogle
November 13, 2023 9:35 am

Sad but true. It is so bad that I literally rejoice to see a bad 10-day forecast for a day I’m planning a vacation trip. More often than not, it’s a solid bet that 80% chance of rain 10-days out will be blue sky. Last time that happened I was going to Maine and even the day before was still showing rain, but the actual weather was partly cloudy.

Hoyt Clagwell
November 13, 2023 8:50 am

That’s global warming, where all the temperatures are above average.
(apologies to Garrison Keillor)

Joseph Zorzin
Reply to  Hoyt Clagwell
November 13, 2023 10:05 am

I hear he’s been uncancelled. I hope so. Not sure where I saw or heard that.

Rod Evans
November 13, 2023 9:08 am

Hey it must be real serious. I have looked at the map of the USA and can’t see Hawaii at all! Obviously that rising sea level has taken its toll come next Autumn…..due to global warming presumably?
The important thing to remember is, don’t book your late summer hols in Hawaii next year 🙂

Rich Davis
Reply to  Rod Evans
November 13, 2023 9:41 am

Correct. No more Hawaii holidays except for scuba diving. But you have to take AOC’s high speed train to get there because…no more airports!

Pat from Kerbob
November 13, 2023 9:11 am

They issue these a year in advance?

The Dark Lord
Reply to  Pat from Kerbob
November 13, 2023 10:01 am

long term forecasts tend to be well in advance …

Right-Handed Shark
November 13, 2023 9:13 am

Did they run out of the other crayons?

abolition man
Reply to  Right-Handed Shark
November 13, 2023 9:33 am

One of the modelers ate almost all of the other crayons!

Bruce Cobb
November 13, 2023 9:50 am

Are we having fun yet?

November 13, 2023 10:11 am

By September of next year almost everyone will have forgotten this model “forecast” and those that haven’t forgotten will merely add it to the mountain of failed model forecasts.

Walter Sobchak
November 13, 2023 10:26 am

Its the pumpkin spice fad.

November 13, 2023 10:41 am

They know who they work for and must suck up with ever more edgy approaches to get noticed.

November 13, 2023 10:43 am

and in other news…Hell has finally frozen over!!!

John Aqua
November 13, 2023 11:41 am

El Nino in full force this year in the CONUS. Eh?

John Oliver
November 13, 2023 11:48 am

Story tip: “ climate migrants” in tent city in Chicago worried they and their kids my freeze to death , some want help or a trip back to Venezuela.

John Oliver
Reply to  John Oliver
November 13, 2023 11:56 am

I don’t have time to pull up all the you tube interviews with police, citizens and the migrants themselves on this Biden disaster- I’ve tried to wake up my leftist friends lord know I’ve tried. Now I just say “ look at all this, really? This is what you support” and the insanity policy list goes on and on and on.

John Oliver
Reply to  John Oliver
November 13, 2023 11:58 am

Now the Asian climate migrants are providing sec services for woke political trash and others I’m sure.

John Oliver
Reply to  John Oliver
November 13, 2023 12:00 pm

Sex sercices

John Oliver
Reply to  John Oliver
November 13, 2023 12:08 pm

No I have not been drinking occifer -Stupid fat fingers and no editing

November 13, 2023 3:22 pm

NOAA went full retard. You never go full retard.

Walter R. Hogle
Reply to  Shoki
November 13, 2023 5:55 pm


November 13, 2023 4:34 pm

So there is a less than fifty percent chance it will above normal. These guys need to be put in jail. They also need to return their wages.

November 13, 2023 5:49 pm

Once you remove natural variability, sure it can all be one color – any color you’d like.

Thomas Finegan
November 13, 2023 9:54 pm

Couldn’t find the paintbrushes so they took a few swipes with a roller.

November 14, 2023 5:37 pm

There are many many similar unrealistic monthly Outlook maps both max or min t anomalies from BoM thats down under – and have been too often similar crazy for decades.

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